No one makes a move
Kibbs bends down- they all turn
Kibbs: I'm just tying my shoes
Jeanie: Kibbs, you're wearing sandals…
Kibbs: Jeanie, Don't start
Don't get me
too mad
Cause when I
scream
I start to
fart
(Knock, Knock)
Narrator: And then there was a knock
They all
look at each other
Then looked at the door
Still like they were rocks
Margaret: Well, Kibbs you better get it
You should
get the door
Kibbs: Margaret if you didn't have that gun
I wouldn't
do what you're asking for
Narrator: Kibbs moves quickly
He's scared
and begins to cry
To his
surprise it's Shameeka
Kibbs: GIRL WE BOUT TA DIE!!
Shammy: I heard all this noise
Jeanie, I
thought it was your boys
I thought
for a minute
But didn't think too long
Then checked
to see what was wrong
Kibbs: Jeanie she be buggin
And
Margaret's got a gun
Margaret: I'm bringing peace to this room
All this
fighting is so dumb
Kibbs: Margaret, wait one second
Let's give
this some time
I don't even
know where you even got a gun
But I guess
it's just fine
Can you
please shoot Jeanie first?
Then we can
be together
Margaret: I thought I answered that yesterday
Mothafucka I
said never.
I think that
you act stupid
And I hate
your corny jokes
Your pick up
lines are stupid too
I don't
think you have hope
Shammy: Oh shit this is crazy
Why did I
come in here?
Jeanie: You shouldn't have come in here
Cause now
you can't leave here
Shammy: But I have a paper
Jeanie: YOU CAN DO IT LATER!
Shammy: But my academics are serious
And my grades are severe
Margaret: You're grades are RIGOROUS
Jeanie: Shoulda thought of that before you came in here
Kibbs: Margaret I have something to say
Margaret: Say it or I'll shoot you in the face
I’ll give
you to the count of four
Then I won't
ask no more
One-
Kibbs: Margaret WAIT!
Margaret: Two-
Kibbs: Please don't shoot!!
Margaret: Three
Narrator: Shameeka SCREAMS
Shammy: Oh, shit this is just too crazy!
Kibbs: MARGARET, I'M HAVING YOUR BABY!!!
To be continued ...
- K.S. Fort
From, "Everything : Creative Chaos"
Link : http://amzn.to/2fmK5Nd
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